Countess Cassandra



Real Name:	Countess Cassandra Fox Pinsk Carrington Dandridge, Demoness to all Dimensions, Priestess to the One who will not be named, Sorceress of all Spells, Siren to the Stars, yada, yada, yada.
Age:	Over 18, under 845
Birth Place:	Clus, Transylvania. Beverly Hills on my driver's license.
Spouses:	The Count of Carpathia, Giovanni Pinsk, 91 years old 2009 Giovanni Pinsk suffered a massive stroke on his wedding night. Frank Carrington, Shipping Magnate, 87 years old 2006-2008 Frank electrocuted in his bathtub. Baines Dandridge, Wall street Investor, 88 years old 2001-2005 Baines Dandridge fell asleep and drowned in his oatmeal. No information prior to 2001.
Dimensions:	37-26-36 but capable of 40-24-35 under special circumstances. ie. 4 or more karat diamond gifts.
Magical Powers:	Black Magic, Casting Spells, Clairvoyance, Crystal Gazing, Dematerialization, Acquiring Free Drinks, Money Vanishing (ie shopping), Levitation, E.S.P., S.E.X., Exorcisms, Sexorcisms, Mass Hypnosis, Mass Drooling, Psycho kinesis, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Tele Transportation, Raising the Dead, Raising the Living (you know what I mean), Voodoo Arts, and Skull Juggling.
Previous Employment:	Member of the ill-fated Himalayan Expedition. Team wiped out by mysterious white creature. Only sole survivor. Assistant to Doctor Victor Frankenstein IV. Family castle destroyed by mysterious blaze. Only sole survivor. Member of the Chantysville Haunted House Investigation. Four members killed under strange circumstances. Only sole survivor. Director of Antiquities of Budapest Museum. Two hundred year old building burns to the ground from unknown cause. Investigation still ongoing. Only sole survivor. Director's Assistant for the Atlantis Discover Team. Ship lost in Bermuda Triangle by unknown sea monster. Only sole survivor. No living references currently available.
Education:	B.A.T. from University of Transylvania at Berkeley. Majored in Sorcery & Black Arts. Minor in French Poetry.

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